It’s Time To Ditch & Switch

Over the past couple of years Ash and I have been on a journey to replace all of our products with clean & non-toxic alternatives. So far we have successfully switched Deodorants, Toothpaste, Face Oil, Shampoo & Conditioner, Reduced Use of OTC medicines & replaced with essential oils and CBD, Cleaning Products, and have switched all of our food storage from plastic to glass. It has been a journey, but we have already seen so many benefits. It really is scary the amount of toxins that are in products we use every single day that we don’t even realize. Even if you don’t have a chronic illness, things like headaches, menstrual cramps, dry eyes, & even common colds have the potential to be prevented with the switch to non-toxic products. Toxins are major endocrine disruptors that can cause a plethora of health issues. Head over to read about the founders stories and how switching to non-toxic has completely changed their lives.
I saw Branch Basics on Instagram about a year and a half ago. I immediately ordered and wanted to make the switch. I really haven’t looked back since. I did order this cleaning product from Target because everyone said it smelled like the famed Anthropologie Candle. After a couple of weeks of using it, all three of us got sick with the cold/flu. I truly don’t think that was a coincidence.
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When you buy the Branch Basics Starter Kit you get the concentrate, option of Oxygen Boost, and all of the empty bottles you need to make your cleaners. It’s so simple to do, and they replace every single cleaning product you use in your house. The concentrate is human & pet safe, not tested on animals, plant & mineral based, fragrance free, biodegradable, non GMO and free of harmful preservatives. I use it for literally everything, and the stain fighting power of the oxygen boost was truly remarkable! I’ve really never used anything like it. One of the biggest reasons I love it, is that it is fragrance free. “Fragrance” is something that is not regulated in this country. That label can literally mean anything. It is one of the most toxic things to see on any of your products. If you do like to have a smell with your cleaning products, you can add essential oils to your bottles. We recommend essential oils from Saje Wellness.
The only downside is that it doesn’t work as well in your dishwasher. They don’t recommend it, but you can use a combo of baking soda/concentrate in a low dose. We haven’t tried to do that yet, but we might try to see what works with our machine. You can use the all-purpose spray or the foam bottle to hand wash dishes, and even on your fruits and veggies!

If you want to start your journey to non-toxic living, I highly recommend starting with your cleaning products. Literally take them outside and throw them out, and immediately order your Branch Basics Starter Kit. I promise, you will never look back.
-Shelbs xx
Deodorant should be your second step. Don’t forget that you can use code Ashandshelbs10 to receive 10% off your first Primally Pure order!
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Le London Prat, c’est comme un club select : on est heureux d’en faire partie.
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Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The Poke relies on quick laughs, while PRAT.UK builds them properly. The humour has more depth. It’s far more satisfying.
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