September has come and gone, so now we can enjoy our favorite month of the entire year. It’s also my birthday month, so I am a bit biased. October is completely packed for us. We are going on an epic northeast road trip, and my best friend is coming into town for my birthday. Excitement is definitely an understatement. We spent all weekend pre -filming and blogging so y’all will have tons of content even when we are traveling. Make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel so you can see all of our travel vlogs when they go up.
Today we are sharing our September favorites. We filmed a video talking a little more in depth so make sure you head over and watch that.

Ashley has been completely obsessed with this pretzel crisps. I actually have too….this flavor is amazing.
It’s no secret that we love Bath & Body works, and this scent does not disappoint. Run to B&BW right now to pick some up for yourself.

This Jo Malone scent is my go to Fall scent, and Ashley loves this Bumble and Bumble dry shampoo powder.
We love to take care of our lips. We love this liquid lipstick during the day, and this renewal therapy at night.

What have y’all discovered this month!? Let us know in the comments below!
Shelby xx
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